briannabutt: gallifrey-feels: controversial-tabloid-story: vammyrose: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: ok so HOW DID YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT #and they wonder why we’re all so slutty now LMFAOOOO some of these are not even innuendos. They are just blatantly sexual. JESUS FUCK MIND BLOWN
When my mom accuses me of something I didn't do.
And she give me this look; Well, I give her this look;
pedophile: i have candy get in the van
pedophile: the van has wifi
Doctor: Are you sexually active? →
Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset