June 2012
74 posts
HOW TO DEAL WITH ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
essenceofgarlic:
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Me: OMG let's go do something productive today!
Tumblr: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah I need a social li-
Tumblr: Do you?
Tumblr: Do you really?
Me: But I have no frie-
Tumblr: I'm your friend.
Me: But I was just gon-
Tumblr: Sh sit down.
Me: Ok.
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Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
trust:
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me when my friends are sad: basically becomes a psychiatrist
my friends when im sad: ok
theepichumor:
to me this is an extremely accurate visual description of tumblr and what we do here.
Recopilación: Chistes de Sara Carbonero →
correplatanito:
- Sara, llueve? - No - Y si sales del paraguas? - Ah, si - Gracias Sara ___ - Sara, resultado final? - Yo creo que sí, porque los jugadores se van - Gracias Sara ___ - Sara, qué piensa Del Bosque? - No sé, yo soy más de playa. - Gracias Sara ___ - Sara, cuál es el estado de nuestros jugadores? - Hey there! I’m using Whatsapp - Gracias Sara.
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-Sara, ¿ Cómo lo...
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Serving Size: 4?
More like serving size 4 me!
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